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GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

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kinghanalister:

uklunaodair:

fcukingchoke:

deeeeeeeeeeejackfrostaaaaaaaaaan:

jacklesloins:

firebolting:

perfectly normal, fuck yo ass straight-up much

omg

im done

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THE NOTES

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You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. To die with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea?

These are my friends. My best friends in the world.

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fishingboatproceeds:

Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

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my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

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